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Self Portraits video

 Lineup subject to change
when the bullet hits my bone.
After download is complete,
bundle my flesh on a funeral pyre
surrounded by every piece of obsolete hardware
that carries my fingerprints, my DNA,
and witness my glorious combustion.

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Shooters + Xmas = Regrets

They say that a ‘smart’ Christmas party shouldn’t include liquor or dancing – they being the people you’d never party with, and any of those statisticians with the name Ebenezer.   

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Is Your Tail Danger-Proofed?

There was a time in life when the greatest hazards to my safety were the decisions I made.  Those decisions frequently involved climbing and tumbling from

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In Your Face

I watch videos from blogger Norma Geli who leads viewers through Las Vegas restaurants and bars. She’s fun to watch and her enthusiasm makes you

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Paint Me Naked

Not every day does an artist ask to paint me naked. Even fewer of those lining up are well-known New York artists. After exhibiting a

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Horse Manure on a Resume?

When I reached my fifties, my career took a deep dive. With my background in communications, I’d had steady work for years. Today? I can’t

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I Got Crosby’d in LA!

 For a week, I teetered between life and death.  I wasn’t ill or injured but living my best life in Los Angeles where I’d been

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Undies Give Up the Ghost? Spooky!

UFO sightings. Near-death experiences. Underwear mishaps. Many people have them and are too shaken up to speak openly. Especially about their underwear horror stories. One of my nieces bravely

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Post Covid Scissors Sale!

(from online ad) FOR SALE: JW SHEARS, 27 TEETH Funny backstory on these scissors: about five months ago my wife was frustrated with her hair.

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