More Life Coming Up, After the Break(down)

 Lineup subject to change
when the bullet hits my bone.
After download is complete,
bundle my flesh on a funeral pyre
surrounded by every piece of obsolete hardware
that carries my fingerprints, my DNA,
and witness my glorious combustion.

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Happiness is an ‘A’

I’m someone who strives for high scores and enjoys any that come my way. For example, I like getting an A on tests, even if I’m taking a class for my own

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On Remembering You

Call me weird, but sometimes I check the obituaries of cities where I’ve lived. I don’t have a morbid obsession with death. On the contrary,

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Look Out For the Rats

I discovered a few rats downtown, and last weekend I brought three of them home with me. They’re not real rats (or married people who pocket their wedding

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Hands Off The Pooch!

My husband has begun an annoying habit while we relax in bed: he plays with my stomach as if it’s bread dough. “Stop it!” I

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Cave Comedians Rock!

My husband and I watched an old episode of “Seinfeld,” one with comedy highlights from the many years the series ran. “This is hilarious stuff.

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Luggage Matters

While touring Italy with my sister and a busload of keen tourists one spring, I noticed how small problems have the potential to hamper a trip.

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Milk-Bone in Your Pocket

Since I welcome any opportunity to tease my partner, Valentine’s Day provides yet another opportunity. I’ll be gentle. I’ve been with the guy for half my

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