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When Wooden Vultures Rule

Summer is a time to enjoy Farmer’s Markets, water sports and local festivals. It’s also a chance to celebrate an activity synonymous with fun – setting up your

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Stop Cluttering My Mind

There’s a lot of chatter about clutter. The subject is explored on talk shows and dissected in “how-to avoid it” articles. When I spent the day

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Real Dogs

I like to attend an occasional Kennel Club show, not because I prefer purebreds but because I marvel at how people fuss

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Octopus Boy Rocks

The announcer referred to the winner as an American hero. “The game is immaculate,” he said. “It’s the game of the people,

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My GPS has PMS

I need more direction in life. I’m not talking about spiritual, relationship or career guidance but actual direction, as in navigating from point A to

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My Beer is Child-Lite

I don’t want children. My decision is not for physical or political reasons, or because I had a rotten childhood. It’s simply

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Milk-Bone in Your Pocket

Since I welcome any opportunity to tease my partner, Valentine’s Day provides yet another opportunity. I’ll be gentle. I’ve been with the guy

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Luggage Matters

While touring Italy with my sister and a busload of keen tourists one spring, I noticed how small problems have the potential to

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Look Out For the Rats

I discovered a few rats downtown, and last weekend I brought three of them home with me. They’re not real rats (or married people who

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Hear Me Flush

There are days when I crave a simple life, one that features a scenic stroll or laughing with my favorite people over

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Hardening of the Articles

The English language gets pretty much taken for granted until I hear the word “sativate” used twice within thirty seconds. “When he

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Happiness is an ‘A’

I’m someone who strives for high scores and enjoys any that come my way. For example, I like getting an A on tests, even if I’m taking a class

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Good Vibrations

After the shopping is finished, Paul steers our car in the direction of home. My stomach grumbles. Hungry?” Paul asks. “Where do

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Caved In

“He’s not waking, should we get him to Emerg?” a nurse asked. “No, he hasn’t seized,” said another. “Give him a minute.”

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Cave Comedians Rock!

My husband and I watched an old episode of “Seinfeld,” one with comedy highlights from the many years the series ran. “This

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Catch the Wave!

I like ladybugs as much as the next person. Finding one inside your home is said to be a sign of good

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Can You Hear Me Now?

Listening is an under-rated art form. There’s a wise saying that people should listen twice as much as they talk, considering they

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Bear Facts on Bikinis

Some believe that life imitates art. For me, life imitates news. I read a piece on the myriad of distractions that drivers face

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